Junto Boys

REBUTTAL TO BUSH’S SUNDAY SPEECH

Let’s return to a simpler America when civilians were forced to jump out of skyscrapers to avoid being burned alive. Let’s stop ruining illegal oil deals between peaceful European countries and sovereign leaders of quasi sectarian Middle East nations? Let’s pass resolutions and sanctions, but let’s not overdo it.

Remember when a terrorist act against Americans was met simply with a swift speech and clinched jaw vowing to get the bottom of whoever did it followed by the bombing of an office building during third-shift custodial's lunch hour and mission accomplished? I, for one, felt delight knowing they probably lost a lot of important paper files and it would take weeks to locate the electronic backups.

Let’s have none of this naïve cowboy shit, you hear me? None of this taking the fight to the enemy, do I make myself clear? Let’s just wait here peaceful like for the next attack and have our speech ready to denounce it. There isn’t a terrorist act ever fashioned that we can’t properly belittle if we have a few hours, a thesaurus, and the kind of president that feels out pain. If the intelligence community would get off their butts we might get to a point where we have the speech ready ahead of the disaster.