BONDS INDICTED
In baseball news, the owners have stepped up their campaign to eradicate player-enhancing steroids from the game. In an unrelated story, the owners have announced that revenues are at an all-time high. Oops, my mistake, those stories are related. It appears the owners have profited wildly by glorifying the offensive heroics of the steroid era while now they are benefiting by their mock incredulity and half-hearted, yet very public, effort to root out the offenders.
They milked Bonds for 762 dings before sacrificing him. Now we enter the new chase to 800 with "clean" ARod.
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Good work Sen. Mitchell your timely report saved baseball.
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