Junto Boys

A woman won $300,000 after a bean sprout was caught in her throat. Pillsbury was responsible, said the jury, for the sprout was unfit for human consumption. I can't imagine $300,000 beginning to pay for the hardship one suffers when the Jolly Green Giant can't separate the wheat, or I should say, the bean from the chaff. Justice is a bitter pill to swallow when you are 20 feet tall and feel you're above the law, but luckily the American penal system is always there with sanity and recourse.