Junto Boys

CAMPAIGN DOGGEREL

NAY KERRY

The bribed and coerced can rejoice.
Americans have made their choice.
The phrase, “I Have a Plan”
will go down to a man
as the same as lacking a voice.

SENATOR KERRY

Not resigning your seat to campaign
Will go down as a brainy refrain
But your record from here
will make things quite clear
on whether your pose was just vain.

THE SON OF THE FATHER

The Acorn falls far from the tree,
it would seem for Bush 43.
'Cause Bush 41
got one less than the son
and Dick gained term number three.

MANDATE

Reporters ask what you intend.
Poli-capital you say you will spend,
The tax code you’ll nix,
FICA you’ll fix
while the press cries division must mend.

-Tom