Junto Boys

JOKE OF THE DAY

I usually delete the entire barrage of email fw's but this one was not bad.

>>The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
>>
>> "Yes, Father, it is."
>>
>> "And who was the girl you were with?"
>>
>> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
>>
>> "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
>> may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
>>
>> "I cannot say."
>>
>> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
>>
>> "I'll never tell."
>>
>> "Was it Nina Capelli?"
>>
>> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
>>
>> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
>>
>> "My lips are sealed."
>>
>> "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
>>
>> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>>
>> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
>> Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
>> cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
>> yourself."
>>
>> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
>> whispers "What'd you get?"
>>
>> Johnny replies "Four months vacation and five good leads!!!"
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