Junto Boys

SCRAPPLEFACE PRESENTS THE NEW COLOR-CODED SOCIAL SECURITY ALERT SYSTEM

Color: Green
Message: "The money we're taking from your paycheck is somewhere safe, so don't worry, you're likely to get a lot of it back."

Color: Yellow
Message: "Improvements in health care are causing people to live longer and we had to give the old people a bit of your money. Don't worry, we'll find more money."

Color: Orange
Message: "Listen, about your retirement savings...uh...hey, do you want to watch some TV?"

Color: Red
Message: "You can feel good about knowing that the money you put into Social Security has helped a lot of needy seniors. A grateful nation thanks you for your personal sacrifice."