Monday, April 07, 2003

IRAQ'S OFFIICAL RESPONSE TO THE OCCUPATION OF BAGHDAD
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

"They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut. "We made them drink poison last night [Sunday] and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

"On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues.

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.

This could have come off the pages of The Onion. It reads like a medievel comic book with its graphic depiction of how we failed miserably. In fact, read this Onion article and see if the Iraqis aren't just as funny.

UPDATE: Andrew Sullivan compares Iraqi mouthpice, Mohammed Saeed Sahaf, to the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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