The Bucs invite me today to "cheer on Adam LaRoche and [my] Pirates in 2008." LaRoche hit .272 last year with 21 HRs and 88 RBIs.* He has 830 career ABs. He is signed to a one-year contract. Another tough year for their marketing department.
*I still say RBIs with an s. An RBI is a unit, two of them are units.